Friday 18 April 2014

NAIJA WAHALA

To write JAMB = Boko Haram
Go Immigration recruitment. = Stampede
You University = Strike
You no go school = Poverty
You wan travel by air = Plane crash
By sea =Militants and sea pirates
You travel by road = Accident
You go out to relax = Kidnappers
You go Bank = Armed Robbers
To enter bus for Nyanya Motor park Abuja =
Bomb blast
You vex use leg go village = WitchCraft
You dey house = No light
You go work = Low Salary
I dey room = Konji
To marry nko? = No money.
Which kind wahala be this  na? Eh?'
I tire o!!!!!!

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