Friday, 19 August 2011

50 MATURED NAKED VIRGINS NEEDED IN LAGOS TO AVOID NOAH’S KIND OF FLOOD.


Lagos states Council of Spiritualists has demanded for 50 virgins of marriageable age to dance naked to the bar beach at midnight. This is in order to avoid the repeat of Noah’s flood in the State. The virgins must be of Lagos origin, matured and beautiful. They are to match and sing in a procession at the bar beach to appease YEMOJA, the goddess of the seas, to avoid a flood of biblical magnitude. Wow! This could  as well turn out to be a beauty pageant for the gods.

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